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I'm sure everyone knows about the Chuck Norris style facts and jokes, and the more recent Dos Equis' The Most Interesting Man. Now meet Jens Voigt. Team Saxo Bank rider and all around bad ass.
Jens' big ring is 56. His rear cassette is 11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-12.
Jens once challenged Lance Armstrong to see who had more testicles. Jens won by 5.